The Number Alphabet (NASDAQ:GOOG) reported Q1 FY2026 net income of $62.58 billion on April 29, 2026 via 8-K filing. That works out to roughly $1 million in profit every 3 minutes, 59 seconds. By contrast, Meta Platforms (NASDAQ:META) generated $26.77 billion in Q1 net income, or $1 million every 8 minutes, 42 seconds. Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT) ... It Takes Meta Almost 9 Minutes to Make $1 Million in Profits. Google Does It in Under 4